The headteacher at St Darcyan’s School for Girls is not what she seems. Despite having the cunning of a fox (and the suspicion of a moustache), her plan to flood the art market with fakes is in danger of being exposed.
Ever since the school changed its name from St Trinian’s, following a string of damning Ofsted reports, St Darcyan’s has been closely monitored by the police… and they are closing in.
But are men in uniform any match for maidens in gymslips?
A well-aimed lacrosse stick is still a formidable weapon in the right hands.
The Belles of St Darcyan’s tells the incredible story, at the cornerHOUSE arts centre in Douglas Road, Surbiton, from Tuesday, January 28 to Saturday, February 1.
Performances at 7.45pm nightly, with a 4pm Saturday matinee. Tickets on sale now £8 (concessions £6). Click here to buy